T'ird is a toy created by created by Cinco Toys, which combines the attributes of a bird and a turtle (in that it soars away, and then slowly crawls back.) It is marketed towards individuals who enjoy playing flight wheel, but find that it takes too much time out of the day. The user throws the T'ird which soars very far, and upon landing, turtle legs emerge and the T'ird begins its journey back home. In the meantime, the user is free to get around to all those things the flight wheel kept them from accomplishing.
T'ird appears in the first season of Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! in the episode Chunky.