Billy Crystals is a Writer, Actor and Comedian whose career was in the hamper before attending "Tim and Eric's Center for Entertainment Presents: 'Making it' in Hollywood" seminar. This character is an obvious ethnic parody of Billy Crystal, one in a list advertising the seminar listing more similar faux celebrities.

To date his only jobs seem to have been advertising for the same seminar and as a guest slop-ee on an episode of "Traggs Trough Diner" Billy also appears on the game show, Celebrity Zillions.